Two hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them falls to the ground and doesn't get back up. His eyes are rolled back into his head and he doesn't seem to be breathing. The other guy calls the emergency services “Help! My friend is dead! What can I do?”
Calmly, the lady on the other end says: “Take a deep breath and calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
The guy gets back on the phone and asks, “OK, now what?“
/hopes this sends
Here, I'll tell you a joke, alright?
Two hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them falls to the ground and doesn't get back up. His eyes are rolled back into his head and he doesn't seem to be breathing. The other guy calls the emergency services “Help! My friend is dead! What can I do?”
Calmly, the lady on the other end says: “Take a deep breath and calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.”
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
The guy gets back on the phone and asks, “OK, now what?“