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キューブ (Cube) ([personal profile] loyal_cube) wrote2010-12-18 08:38 pm

✪ Clean! Mops and Brooms on Strike! ✪ [Accidental Video]

[A clattering sound starts this lovely video off to a good start. You can see Cube running away from the crooked view, down a narrow hallway]

Ah! Wait!

[Now, you can witness an angry broom, followed by a mop, trail after him]

Stop! That isn't--

[Hear that? It's the beautiful thumping sound of a body hitting a wall and then a floor, only to be proceeded by more thudding]

Oof! ah! Stop! I'm not trash!

[And he is tumbling across the screen now where the communicator gets knocked into a different direction and remains still as viewers can hear him being brushed off, quite literally.]

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[identity profile] prodigal-axe.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
What the fuck?! Are you al---

[identity profile] prodigal-axe.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
.......

[Were those the same enchanted items that were cleaning his dishes for him earlier? He kind of left them alone.

Then again, the 'Lights is CLEAN by Discedo standards.]


Can't you just break it or something?

[identity profile] prodigal-axe.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but they won't be able to do shit about it!

................... Cube?

[Someone doesn't wanna go over there just to kick a broom's ass.]

[identity profile] prodigal-axe.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
......

[Sigh. Heavy sigh.]

Seriously? God damn it.

[Slowly reaching for his axe here.]

[identity profile] arcanacabana.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
... [Oops.]

[identity profile] arcanacabana.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
But I recently removed mine.

[He's silent for a second, then:] Maybe I can just... [That. might have just made things worse.]

[identity profile] arcanacabana.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
...

Damn.

...wrong icon

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A RAGING NOT!DAUGHTER

I THINK SOMEONE CALLED FOR A RAGING NOT!DAUGHTER

Flandre appears, hissing like a kettle and bristling and eyes burning little red aftertrails in the air despite it not being very dark.
]
Edited 2010-12-19 02:36 (UTC)

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2010-12-19 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Flandre's teeth snap right through one broom handle, clash back together--and then one of its fellows takes offense to this and clubs her over the head. The vampire lashes out at this one, knocking it into a few others but oh god they're everywhere.

She shoves and growls and bites her way to Cube's side anyway.
]

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Flandre finally puts herself between Cube and the remaining cleaning implements, wings all bristled out like knives.

The brooms and mops (and was that a rake?) don't seem terribly intimidated.

In fact, the splintered remains on the ground start to glow--and grow.

...bother.
]
Edited 2010-12-20 02:37 (UTC)

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2010-12-20 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Flandre was about to snarl and pounce forwards again--but that snarl ended up more like a startled squawk as Cube drags her off. Though she is absurdly strong, she...still has the mass of a very small girl and physics is not on her side. The vampire flails rather uselessly for a moment--and then grabs onto Cube's arm as her wings arch out and flare downwards, hauling the demon into the air by said arm. THIS IS BETTER.]

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2010-12-23 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[And back to a hissing, angry thing--that was now carrying Cube around. No, Flandre, the brooms do not have eyes and cannot see your display, you silly child.

But she does hear his voice--and darts for the nearest window. Her claws scrabble on the windowsill a moment before she pries it open in a way it might not have been meant to go to get out and away.
]