✪ Locked Out ✪ [Voice]

[loyal_cube]

[The recording starts with loud slamming and banging sounds as Cube attacks his apartment door with his fists and boots]
LET ME IN, YOU CREEP!!!

[More kicking and slamming can be heard before he stops and reaches for his communicator]

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!! THERE'S THIS-THIS CREEP IN MY APARTMENT AND I CAN'T GET THE DOOR TO OPEN!!

[Yet, more kicking and slamming while he screams through the door]
JUST LET ME IN ALREADY! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!! IF-IF YOU HAVE HURT MISS ALPHA IN ANY WAY, I WILL STUFF THOSE UGLY SHADES SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL CRY YOUR FIRST TEARS FOR MERCY!!!!

[He gives the door all he's got before the recording ends]

Comments

[to-blossom.livejournal.com]

Woah!

Cube, what the heck is going on over there?!

[loyal_cube]

I CAN'T GET INTO MY APARTMENT!!! THAT STUPID CREEP OF A - [He growls at the door, kicking it before taking a deep breath]

I came all the way here to check on Miss Alpha and now I'm locked out of my apartment...

[hakai-aniki.livejournal.com]

[And he's casually keeping the door shut with one hand.]

[loyal_cube]

[Cube furiously bangs on the door with his feet and fists]

I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!!

[to-blossom.livejournal.com]

Now, now... just calm down. Working yourself up will just make things seem 10 times worse than they really are.

Don't you have a spare key, or... maybe a paperclip? If your roommate is inside, then maybe she can open the door for you.

[dreamgranter]

Do you think this person would harm your friend, Cube-kun?

[cozmic-travel.livejournal.com]

Pardon me, sir, but could you possibly open the door?

[skybound-love.livejournal.com]

I'M ON THE WAY, LITTLE FRIEND! AIM BETWEEN THE LEGS!

[loyal_cube]

T-That's the problem. My roommate is inside with a really creepy guy. And the creepy guy is holding the door closed and mocking me through it. What if he's hurt Miss Alpha?! HE'S SUCH A HORRIBLE SCARY CREEP!

[And he tries banging on the door again, overflowing with worry]
OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!

[loyal_cube]

Y-Yes! He-Hes very creepy and he keeps laughing! Why would be laugh like that if he wasn't going to do something horrible?! I'm so worried for Miss Alpha. I -I wanted to trust him but now-I I- I can't!!

[hakai-aniki.livejournal.com]

Don't you have to get in here first?

[Oh ho he's not opening the door yet. He's way too amused right now.]

[loyal_cube]

J-JOHNNY!! THANK YOU!


Aim between the legs...?

[hakai-aniki.livejournal.com]

[He's not paying much attention to his comm right now. But even if he was, he's enjoying his prank over here.]

[loyal_cube]

I-I WILL GET IN THERE! I-I'LL FIND A WAY TO KNOCK IT DOWN OR BURN IT DOWN OR-
[Failing Flailing at the door now]

I HAAAATE YOUUUU!!!!

[cozmic-travel.livejournal.com]

I see. I'll be along shortly, then.

[cozmic-travel.livejournal.com]

I don't think such gusto will be necessary, sir.

[latteheart.livejournal.com]

[And Alpha had been having such a peaceful day... She was sitting in the bedroom minding her own business when an awful racket started up from the front room. She jumps, dropping the communicator. What the...? It sounded like someone was banging and shouting at the front door. She hurries to the bedroom door and opens it. She sees Saburo holding the door closed and steps into the room nervously.] S-Saburo? Wha...what on Earth is going on?

[skybound-love.livejournal.com]

But he's in danger!

[skybound-love.livejournal.com]

It's the weakness of all men!

[cozmic-travel.livejournal.com]

He'll be fine, dear. Trust me. I'm on my way as we speak.

[loyal_cube]

But-BUT HES A ROBOT! .... AND THE DOOR!!! I can't get him to open it!!
I'm too small

1/2

[hakai-aniki.livejournal.com]

It didn't take much, did it! Why don't you ask politely?

[And he can't help a bout of deep, evil sounding laughter at how quickly he riled cube. Really, the little demon brought it on himself.

Then Alpha's bedroom door opened...]

[skybound-love.livejournal.com]

Aim for something soft!

[skybound-love.livejournal.com]

What are you going to do?

[to-blossom.livejournal.com]

[She goes quiet for a second. What she suggested before didn't really sink in at all, did it?]

...

I think if he did, then you'd know right away, Cube. Besides, don't you think that she would have her communicator with her in case something happened?

Come on. Try to think about this calmly, all right? Breath.