✪ Locked Out ✪ [Voice]

[loyal_cube]

[The recording starts with loud slamming and banging sounds as Cube attacks his apartment door with his fists and boots]
LET ME IN, YOU CREEP!!!

[More kicking and slamming can be heard before he stops and reaches for his communicator]

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!! THERE'S THIS-THIS CREEP IN MY APARTMENT AND I CAN'T GET THE DOOR TO OPEN!!

[Yet, more kicking and slamming while he screams through the door]
JUST LET ME IN ALREADY! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!! IF-IF YOU HAVE HURT MISS ALPHA IN ANY WAY, I WILL STUFF THOSE UGLY SHADES SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL CRY YOUR FIRST TEARS FOR MERCY!!!!

[He gives the door all he's got before the recording ends]

Comments

[to-blossom.livejournal.com]

Woah!

Cube, what the heck is going on over there?!

[loyal_cube]

I CAN'T GET INTO MY APARTMENT!!! THAT STUPID CREEP OF A - [He growls at the door, kicking it before taking a deep breath]

I came all the way here to check on Miss Alpha and now I'm locked out of my apartment...

[to-blossom.livejournal.com]

Now, now... just calm down. Working yourself up will just make things seem 10 times worse than they really are.

Don't you have a spare key, or... maybe a paperclip? If your roommate is inside, then maybe she can open the door for you.

[loyal_cube]

T-That's the problem. My roommate is inside with a really creepy guy. And the creepy guy is holding the door closed and mocking me through it. What if he's hurt Miss Alpha?! HE'S SUCH A HORRIBLE SCARY CREEP!

[And he tries banging on the door again, overflowing with worry]
OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!

[hakai-aniki.livejournal.com]

[And he's casually keeping the door shut with one hand.]

[loyal_cube]

[Cube furiously bangs on the door with his feet and fists]

I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!!

[hakai-aniki.livejournal.com]

Don't you have to get in here first?

[Oh ho he's not opening the door yet. He's way too amused right now.]

[loyal_cube]

I-I WILL GET IN THERE! I-I'LL FIND A WAY TO KNOCK IT DOWN OR BURN IT DOWN OR-
[Failing Flailing at the door now]

I HAAAATE YOUUUU!!!!

[cozmic-travel.livejournal.com]

Pardon me, sir, but could you possibly open the door?

[hakai-aniki.livejournal.com]

[He's not paying much attention to his comm right now. But even if he was, he's enjoying his prank over here.]

[cozmic-travel.livejournal.com]

I see. I'll be along shortly, then.

[dreamgranter]

Do you think this person would harm your friend, Cube-kun?

[loyal_cube]

Y-Yes! He-Hes very creepy and he keeps laughing! Why would be laugh like that if he wasn't going to do something horrible?! I'm so worried for Miss Alpha. I -I wanted to trust him but now-I I- I can't!!

[skybound-love.livejournal.com]

I'M ON THE WAY, LITTLE FRIEND! AIM BETWEEN THE LEGS!

[loyal_cube]

J-JOHNNY!! THANK YOU!


Aim between the legs...?

[skybound-love.livejournal.com]

It's the weakness of all men!

[cozmic-travel.livejournal.com]

I don't think such gusto will be necessary, sir.

[skybound-love.livejournal.com]

But he's in danger!

[textile-kanji.livejournal.com]

Whoa.

[loyal_cube]

....
What?

[textile-kanji.livejournal.com]

I uh, didn't know you could get like that.

[maplemaple.livejournal.com]

C-Cube?!

[loyal_cube]

I wish this wasn't so difficult!!

[maplemaple.livejournal.com]

Do you need any help?

[voice] | Just her luck she's almost directly below all of this xp

[ihasakey.livejournal.com]

...Okay... That was weird.