✪ Tricky! Soraoto takes lead! ✪ [Video/Text]

[loyal_cube]

[Suddenly there is a cheerful Cube on screen. He seems a bit more animated today when he speaks, and in a much perkier mood than he has recently.]

Hello, everyone!
It wasn't easy but I've finally prepared a space to start removing chips again!

Things will be a little different this time but for better! For right now, anyone wishing for their chip removed can do so without having to fill out any forms. It's great, don't you agree? I will ask that in place of the forms, that you bring something to trade, instead. It can be anything but I do prefer something gold, specially coins. If you don't have any gold, we can work something else out, okay?

And will my assistants please come see me? I have something for you! I'll be waiting around the hospital.

[Everything is repeated in text.]


((ooc: FYI Cube is being possessed by Soraoto, the demon who he summons from time to time. So, filling out Cube's chip form (or paying Soraoto) will do nothing right now (except maybe have Soraoto pull pranks on your character.) Cube will get back to chip removal requests when he actually regains control, in about a week. For questions or plotting, please contact me!
Action is welcome!))

Comments

[Action]

[loyal_cube]

Oh! That might be it, then!

[Rather they getting bored with Marco, like he feared, Soraoto is finding him quite refreshing.]

You're asking for it!

[he snaps his fingers, changing Marco's outfit to that of a witch, complete with hat and all.]

Hmmm... not.... quite....

[The demon snaps his fingers again, putting Marco in a grass skirt outfit.]

[Action]

[fierybluebird]

[Of course, rather than be embarrassed by this, Marco stays perfectly deadpan as always.]

Now if I could only remember how that song goes. [Attempts to hula dance for your amusement and pleasure....]

[lotsoftalent.livejournal.com]

Ah, nothing really speedier unfortunately to my knowledge. Plus, it'll be my first time venturing anywhere outside of the city here.
[But she's sure she can get directions easily enough, yes?

Mako certainly wouldn't want to disappoint.]

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[loyal_cube]

Literal shadows or... is that a term for something else?

[Gold or not, that seems quite an interesting bracelet, as long as it's not a trap]

[loyal_cube]

Oh, that's unfortunate.

[DRAMATIC SIIIIGH]

[Action]

[loyal_cube]

[Soraoto cracks, letting a laugh burst out as he watched this big muscled blond dude try to hula dance.

Give him a few moments. He will eventually remember he has to breathe in this body...

hopefully.]

[Action]

[fierybluebird]

Oi, oi, I'm giving a serious performance here. You're hurting my feelings, yoi.

[DEADPAN AS EVER, though he obviously suffers no hurt feelings at all, and he's inches away from from laughing in amusement himself.]

[lotsoftalent.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I'd hate to keep you waiting when you could be doing something else, Cube-san.
[ >`: ]

/hopes this sends

[loyal_cube]

[Soraoto gives a big sigh.]

Here, I'll tell you a joke, alright?

Two hunters are out in the woods when suddenly one of them falls to the ground and doesn't get back up. His eyes are rolled back into his head and he doesn't seem to be breathing. The other guy calls the emergency services “Help! My friend is dead! What can I do?”

Calmly, the lady on the other end says: “Take a deep breath and calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.”

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.

The guy gets back on the phone and asks, “OK, now what?“

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...

Ah... Hm.

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[loyal_cube]

What's wrong? Can't you laugh a little?

They say laughter is the best medicine!

[Action]

[loyal_cube]

[ANNNND marco's deadpan face and statement only brings him to fall over, onto the roof, and collapse with more laughter.]

[loyal_cube]

Hm... I suppose I have no other choice.

But perhaps maybe you can lighten the mood a little while I wait?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

It simply seems a bit strange...

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[loyal_cube]

To laugh?

Haven't you ever heard a joke before? Saw something funny happen right before your eyes?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

Laughing is not the issue! ...Is Cube-san alright? Truly?

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[loyal_cube]

It's an issue that should be addressed! Laughing is very important!

Yes. Stop worrying. Smile. Laugh.

Shall I tell you a joke as well?

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[asideglance.livejournal.com]

...I have no issue laughing...

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[loyal_cube]

Prove it.

Tell me an amusing joke.

[Action]

[fierybluebird]

[And even Marco can only keep that up for so long and he starts chuckling himself at Soraoto's amusement.]

Always good to have a friendly audience.

[ACTION]

[thepurpleway]

[And this is the part where Gakupo RUNS THE HELL AWAY. He's not telling you anything about his sword!]

I laughed, but Yusei didn't XD

[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

...
I don't think that's very funny.
{Death jokes do not amuse him.}

/edits 100 times

[loyal_cube]

[Soraoto snickers a small bit but then it drops at Yusei's words. What is WRONG with these people?]

Hm? Really?
Alright, how about this one:

There are two guys drinking at a bar. One starts to insult the other one screaming, "I slept with your mother!"

The bar gets quiet as everyone stops to watch and listen to see what the other man does. The first man then yells once more, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

Finally, the other says,

"Go home dad you’re drunk."

[ACTION]

[loyal_cube]

No! no no! Come back!!

[At this time, a void opens up and Soraotos gloved hands stream out on long endless black arms after Gakupo]

[ACTION]

[thepurpleway]

[ASDFGHJKL--!!

Good thing he can run faster than most humans. Very much putting his system into overdrive. This can potentially cause him to shut down from the heat that amasses inside of him, but Gakupo is hoping that happens after he gets away.]