Notes of a Steward

[Suddenly there is a cheerful Cube on screen. He seems a bit more animated today when he speaks, and in a much perkier mood than he has recently.]

Hello, everyone!
It wasn't easy but I've finally prepared a space to start removing chips again!

Things will be a little different this time but for better! For right now, anyone wishing for their chip removed can do so without having to fill out any forms. It's great, don't you agree? I will ask that in place of the forms, that you bring something to trade, instead. It can be anything but I do prefer something gold, specially coins. If you don't have any gold, we can work something else out, okay?

And will my assistants please come see me? I have something for you! I'll be waiting around the hospital.

[Everything is repeated in text.]


((ooc: FYI Cube is being possessed by Soraoto, the demon who he summons from time to time. So, filling out Cube's chip form (or paying Soraoto) will do nothing right now (except maybe have Soraoto pull pranks on your character.) Cube will get back to chip removal requests when he actually regains control, in about a week. For questions or plotting, please contact me!
Action is welcome!))

[The video starts very shakey, and sounds of the communicator being handled roughly or at least against fabric before whatever it is blocking the view backs off giving viewers a nice view high above our small demon's head as he yells upwards towards the screen in a bright yellow sundress. Upon the floor around him is his a glowing green magic circle.]

Give that back! This isn't a part of our deal!

[He tries to jump for the communicator device but two gloved hands grab Cube and hold his ankles to the floor. Looking down at them, Cube yelps some more]

Let me GO! I

NEVER AGREED TO THIS, SORAOTO-SAN!!

[Another hand comes by and grabs Cube's hangs and slips a clip in while Cube is focused on his ankles. However, at the addition to the flowery hair clip Cube swats at that hand and then angerly looks up at the screen, only to give a look of horror]

Y-YOU'RE RECORDING?!

[Two MORE gloved hands with black arms come up behind Cube just as he tosses a fireball at the screen, causing the screen to hit the floor, ending the transmission]

[The Video shakes on, with black and green showing. Once the video stops, the focus becomes more clear, showing a body upon a green lit floor, where a familiar pattern is displayed, glowing. The body doesn't move. It's Cube and all around him are various strange looking items, including on that looks much like hula-hoop... another some gloves... and others, not really much like anything you may have seen before.

The video sits still, focused on Cube for a moment, before a hand comes into view and grabs the screen. Then it switches over to Text.]

Hey.
He isn't moving. I'm positive he's not dead but he is definitely not moving.

Poking doesn't do anything nor does tickling.

He requested some really bizarre items. I can't figure what that's about.

Maybe he's broken?


(ooc: Have fun "talking" with Soraoto.)

[The video flickers in, a bit staticy and mostly green but as the light adjusts, one may realize the video is sideways, showing Cube standing over one of his magic circles, chanting with his arms spread forward and his eyes closed. However, when the video finishes adjusting, one may make out an object coming from the center of the circle. It's a white glove on the end of a very skinny black arm. It doesn't appear to move as Cube's chant continues]
 
...lenu pii tianuta a babalanuda, od faoregita teloca uo uime. Madariiatza, torezodu! Oadariatza orocaha aboaperi! Tabaori periazoda aretabasa! Adarepanu coresata dobitza! Yolacame periazodi arecoazodiore, od quasabe qotinuji! Ripire paaotzata sagacore! Umela od peredazodare cacareji Aoiveae coremep-
 
[The white glove suddenly snaps it's fingers and Cube opens his eyes and looks at the hand in question. It waves too him in a sass manner and then shakes it's index finger back in forth as to say 'no no.' The hand then turns over and motions a bit while Cube rolls his eyes, as if he was being lectured. He looks away and when the hand finishes the little demon sighs.]
 
From the beginning, I guess....
[Cube takes another sigh before starting once more]
 
Madariiatza das perifa lil cahisa micaolazoda saanire caosago od fifisa balzodizodarasa Iaida. Nonusa gohulime: Micama adoianu MADA faoda beliorebe, soba ooaona cahisa luciftias peripesol, das aberaasasa nonusafe netaaibe caosaji od tilabe adapehaheta damepelozoda, tooata nonusafe jimicalazodoma larasada tofejilo marebe yareryo...
 
[Annnnd the feed eventually times out.]
 
( ooc/disclaimer )