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キューブ (Cube) ([personal profile] loyal_cube) wrote2009-11-08 12:00 am

✪ Magick! ✪ [Accidental Video]

[The video flickers in, a bit staticy and mostly green but as the light adjusts, one may realize the video is sideways, showing Cube standing over one of his magic circles, chanting with his arms spread forward and his eyes closed. However, when the video finishes adjusting, one may make out an object coming from the center of the circle. It's a white glove on the end of a very skinny black arm. It doesn't appear to move as Cube's chant continues]
 
...lenu pii tianuta a babalanuda, od faoregita teloca uo uime. Madariiatza, torezodu! Oadariatza orocaha aboaperi! Tabaori periazoda aretabasa! Adarepanu coresata dobitza! Yolacame periazodi arecoazodiore, od quasabe qotinuji! Ripire paaotzata sagacore! Umela od peredazodare cacareji Aoiveae coremep-
 
[The white glove suddenly snaps it's fingers and Cube opens his eyes and looks at the hand in question. It waves too him in a sass manner and then shakes it's index finger back in forth as to say 'no no.' The hand then turns over and motions a bit while Cube rolls his eyes, as if he was being lectured. He looks away and when the hand finishes the little demon sighs.]
 
From the beginning, I guess....
[Cube takes another sigh before starting once more]
 
Madariiatza das perifa lil cahisa micaolazoda saanire caosago od fifisa balzodizodarasa Iaida. Nonusa gohulime: Micama adoianu MADA faoda beliorebe, soba ooaona cahisa luciftias peripesol, das aberaasasa nonusafe netaaibe caosaji od tilabe adapehaheta damepelozoda, tooata nonusafe jimicalazodoma larasada tofejilo marebe yareryo...
 
[Annnnd the feed eventually times out.]
 
[ooc/disclaimer: I'm pretty sure I'm incorrect about all his chanting. I'm using  the 'Call of the thirty Aethyrs' instead the 'keys' because the anime uses the opening of it in magic chants. I know nothing about the Ecochian language or Ecochian Magic rituals. So, I'm sorry in advance for the bs.
P.S. Backdating is fine]

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Woke? But I don't-
I mean... YES! Yes, you be sorry about waking ZIM from that horribly disgusting sleep-activity every normal human does!

And yes. MADNESS!! What are you trying to do there?! This place is MINE to doom!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Dislike it? It's DISGUSTING!!
I've never come across anything this FILTHY before- eh... Nevermind.

Well. Hide it then. But hide it well! Along with that MADNESS! Or... Magic? Waiiiit... You're not into that paranormal stuff, are you?!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fair enough, for he keeps confusing Zim~]

It does not- no.
I... ergh... It just is filthy!

[Insert a pause here. He needs a moment to process the information.]

WAIT a moment!
The way you talk about humans... Are you NOT a human yourself?!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Mazoku?
What's a Mazoku?
You're a Mazoku?
You're not human even if you look like one?!
...
Are you wearing a disguise?

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...so there really are beings that look human without being human...
So maybe it is true.

[silence]

Wait. Are there even more non-humans around here?!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[some pondering silence goes here]

Eh... Well. It seems that way. Zim doesn't quite like it though.
...maybe... Maybe I really don't need a disguise after all...

ARGH!!
Then the information-human would have been RIGHT!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-08 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Irken. I am Irken. Of the superior Irken race! We happen to be masters of disguising ourselves actually. Disguising is important in order to blend in with other life forms! But... It appears that I don't have my disguise anymore... Which usually would have been bad. The information human said I may not need it.

Though... You are telling me, that some of them may try to... Kill Zim?

[for another moment he is silent - until he starts snickering at the thought]

Heh. Kehehe. AAAA-HAHAHAHA!
That is actually funny! Some pitiful hyuman worm might really try something RIDICULOUS as to attempt killing ZIM?! They shall try. OH, they shall try that and meet their DOOM at the hands of ZIM!! WAAA~HAHAHAHARR!!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
HAH! That is because ZIM is amazing as a Zim! Mwahahaharr!!
NO filthy human being ever poses a thread to the mighty Irken Elite! NEVAR! I will have this place conquered and present it to the Tallest in no time!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-09 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
Conquered as in... Conquering of course! Taking over!
I am an Invader after all, and conquering planets is what an Invader does! Oh, the Tallest will be SO happy! ANOTHER planet for the Irken Empire!!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-10 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
We...

... ... ...

Eh...

[have some silence while he thinks of this]

Weeell... We make them part of the Irken Empire of course!

[voice]

[identity profile] irken-doom.livejournal.com 2009-11-11 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the Tallest decide what's happening with them.