✪ Locked Out ✪ [Voice]

[loyal_cube]

[The recording starts with loud slamming and banging sounds as Cube attacks his apartment door with his fists and boots]
LET ME IN, YOU CREEP!!!

[More kicking and slamming can be heard before he stops and reaches for his communicator]

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!! THERE'S THIS-THIS CREEP IN MY APARTMENT AND I CAN'T GET THE DOOR TO OPEN!!

[Yet, more kicking and slamming while he screams through the door]
JUST LET ME IN ALREADY! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!! IF-IF YOU HAVE HURT MISS ALPHA IN ANY WAY, I WILL STUFF THOSE UGLY SHADES SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL CRY YOUR FIRST TEARS FOR MERCY!!!!

[He gives the door all he's got before the recording ends]

Comments

[textile-kanji.livejournal.com]

I uh, didn't know you could get like that.

[loyal_cube]

...
I-I- I'm sorry you heard everything but there is this real creepo in my apartment and I-

I'm not normally like this.

[loyal_cube]

Y-you're not upset with me?

[textile-kanji.livejournal.com]

Nah...should I be?

[loyal_cube]

I don't know. I'm glad you're not...

You wouldn't have anything to bring a door down would you?

[textile-kanji.livejournal.com]

Thanks...but hey, I don't see anything wrong with why you're pissed. Dunno who Miss Alpha is, but if some creepy prick is botherin her--

--Huh? Take down a door, eh? Uh...what kinda door? Cuz if it's wood, I could prolly just do it myself.

[loyal_cube]

Miss Alpha is my roommate...

Oh, I'm not sure... It might be some dense wood... it's heavy!
[He kicks the door again]</em? doesn't sound like wood to me.